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Sunday, August 9, 2009

WANTED! New BFF

Okay, you know how I recently said that I've cut off all my friends? Well...it's gone on long enough! I was looking through my pictures and discovered a picture from Yellowstone with me standing in front of the lake. The scenery is gorgeous. But then I noticed my bra. "What the crap is that? Why hasn't anyone told me how bad it looks? Why hasn't someone said that it looks like I'm wearing a really bad strapless formal underneath my shirt? Who am I kidding? It looks like I picked up the coconuts off the luau aisle in the party store. All along I've loved this bra thinking that it "balanced" things out.


So, I'm looking for a new BFF that will tell me that my bras are wrong, that certain jeans make my butt look bigger, that I've got half a head of broccoli in my teeth and that my hair is done a little too "Utahee".

If you're interested in the position leave a comment. I'm going to go look for a different bra to wear tomorrow when I head over to Victoria's Secret to get some assistance with my problem.

9 comments:

NelsonFamily said...

Never seen the picture but yeah that's a bad bra. I also REALLY like gapbody bras, they are better than V.S. in my opinion. I'll always tell ya what I think. Hope you have a good time bra shopping.

Lorilee said...

What a crack up! I am now laying on the floor with my legs in the air, giggling and snorting til the fat lady sings.

I am not so sure you want to go with V.S. I got a push up bra from there a couple of years ago, and unless you have that bra next to your nudie dudie body, that bras hands out on top of the things your are trying to push up and hold in place. Every 10 seconds I found myself pulling my bra down 6 inches from where it was supposed to be. Not cool. Can you only imagine that picture?

So where do I get an application to become your new BFF? I am interested.

aunt jan said...

I think Oprah has had shows on this kind of stuff, i.e. bra fittings. Since I don't really even need to wear one, I'm not the expert you're looking for. But I have told two women lately that their zippers were down, so I could handle the broccoli in your teeth. love your already BFF, auntjan:)

Dana said...

So, I'ld tell you all these things, if you would promise to tell me these things! :)

Amy said...

Every post you write I want to be your BFF more!! You had me in stitches!!!

Em said...

Hilarious!! I would love to be your bff, but I don't live by you, and I don't ever see you!! :) maybe...

Em said...

I forgot some things...

Bras are so hard to shop for. It's awkward getting fitted for one, and finding the 'right' one can be very challenging too! I'd like to know how this, (I guess it's an adventure:) adventure thing turns out! Good luck!

P.S: You have some broccoli stuck in your teeth, right there on the left side, nope, down a little more...

Kidding! :)

The Payne Family said...

You crack me up. I wish we could be BFF. I must admit I am not the best at telling people things like broccoli in teeth and zippers down. Maybe I will set a goal to be more honest when someone needs to hear something.

Erika said...

That's hilarious...and it is good to have friends like that. Just yesterday my friend and I were shopping and as we got back in the car, I noticed the top of her shirt was unbuttoned!! I quickly informed her. She said "No wonder everyone was looking at me so weird...". I'd have told you too...