Okay, you know how I recently said that I've cut off all my friends? Well...it's gone on long enough! I was looking through my pictures and discovered a picture from Yellowstone with me standing in front of the lake. The scenery is gorgeous. But then I noticed my bra. "What the crap is that? Why hasn't anyone told me how bad it looks? Why hasn't someone said that it looks like I'm wearing a really bad strapless formal underneath my shirt? Who am I kidding? It looks like I picked up the coconuts off the luau aisle in the party store. All along I've loved this bra thinking that it "balanced" things out.
So, I'm looking for a new BFF that will tell me that my bras are wrong, that certain jeans make my butt look bigger, that I've got half a head of broccoli in my teeth and that my hair is done a little too "Utahee".
If you're interested in the position leave a comment. I'm going to go look for a different bra to wear tomorrow when I head over to Victoria's Secret to get some assistance with my problem.
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