Ready to go again

Once upon a time there was a father that had five sons. He was a good dad and he took them on a Father and sons camp out. The boys played and played. They climbed rocks, they cooked over the fire and then climbed into their sleeping bags for a few hours of needed sleep.

While the dad was in a deep sleep, he awoke to what he thought was a few raindrops that had gotten through the tent somehow and were now on his face. The rain got harder and harder and when the dad opened his eyes and woke up he was surprised to see his four year old son with his pants down peeing on him.

The dad over the next several minutes continually said with a loud voice, "Unbelievable!"

The young boy thought he had found the toilet in the middle of the night, when in fact, he had just sleepwalked to his father's face and gone there.

The dad did the best he could to clean up the mess in the middle of the night. (I would have loved to have been there to see it all! Plus, you know how men pack. They don't!) There weren't any extra clothes, no towels, wipes, no nothin'! The boys and their father headed home early the next morning.

When they arrived home their mom greeted them in the driveway. She found the young boy in his seat belt and nothing else. She helped the young boy in while the dad got the tent out to clean it, put the clean (I want to laugh) sleeping bags away, and placed the peed sleeping bag on a shelf in the garage to wash someday.

That sleeping bag has remained on that shelf for FOUR years now. Always waiting for a sale at the dry cleaners or who knows what.

But, the peed sleeping bag left that shelf yesterday. It was washed in the mom's new washer that's gigantic inside which she LOVES.

After washing the peed sleeping bag in her new gigantic washing machine, the mom decided that she'd wash the other clean sleeping bags before the next father and sons camp out.

Although it's been four years since that camp out, the ward members still talk about it today. The big inside joke of the ward is, "Unbelievable!" That's all you have to say, and everyone knows what you're referring to and they all laugh.

With Father and Sons camp out just around the corner, the sleeping bag is finally ready to go again.

The dad, the sons, the mom and the new washing machine all lived happily ever after.

The end.